It's getting to that time of year
Mom: Do you want to look at the Toys R Us Big Book?
When I get home, and no one's here. →
french chick: ♫ boojay boojay, boojay boojay ♫
seedy old man: bugdet love, budget direct car insurance
me: OMFG SHUT THE FUCK UP, THIS AD MAKES NO SENSE. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GO FROM RIDING BIKES TO LIVING TOGETHER?? WHY IS THIS AD FILMING THEM IN THE SHOWER? THAT CHICK IS WAY TOO HOT FOR AN OLD MAN. THERE ISN'T EVEN A FUCKING CAR IN THIS AD. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CAR INSURANCE.